Adventures in Iowa

 Jake and Rachel invited us all out to visit over Labor Day weekend-  Bob thought he needed to teach Sunday School or something on Sunday so it was a short Saturday trip for us.  So excited to see the Mississippi... haha.

Our first stop was Starr's Cave for a picnic and exploring.  I think they had found a frog.

We checked out the exhibits inside- Miri was brave enough to crawl into the beaver den. 

It was pretty cool.

We walked some of the trails and peeked in the big cave.

The braver, heartier among us did some scrambling.

They were up higher than it looks.

Me: wear something comfortable and appropriate for hiking.  Them:

Another ledge to explore.

And a creek to get very wet and muddy in.

Matt found a dead crawdad.

They wanted to bring home all of the rocks.

So then we loaded up our wet girls (we'll change at Jake and Rachel's!) and didn't bother to hit the bathrooms before we left (it isn't very far!!).  And then the road we wanted to take was closed... and gps led us down a different road.  That turned into gravel.  That had a sign that said "No Maintainance Road."  That turned into mud.  And the van slowly started slipping. And then we stopped.  We had no traction on the slippery, sticky mud and our tires were just spinning.   

Hooray for adventures!  Ha. Or something.  We weren't waiting 10 minutes before there were tears in the back- "are we ever going to get unstuck??!" 

They were all still in wet clothes so I had them change in the van- "what if someone sees us??" Um... no one will see you.  haha.  (We really weren't that far from civilization, there was a house 1/4 mile back the road, and a golf course 1/2 mile back.)  Such a bucolic scene.... just at the top of that hill is gravel that we can't get to....  Bob tried to push the van back while I steered and we just kept slipping farther off the road so we gave up and waited for Jake to arrive. 

Cadence had to take a field trip to the woods to use the bathroom.  haha.

Thankfully, I had left a "What's in the Bible" DVD  in the van and that kept the girls distracted so they weren't freaking out the whole time.  Randomly, What's in the Bible is great.  It's a kids DVD series all about the Bible and it has puppets and animation and humor and silly songs- I learn something every time we watch one.   It focuses less on individual stories and more about what each book is about and how the Bible fits together as a whole.  So, you know, when your kid is impressing their SS teachers with things like knowing what the Pentateuch is and throwing around phrases like "the cycle of apostasy" you too can be embarrassed to admit they learned it from a movie.  Ha.  Anyway.  I'd highly recommend the series.  :D

So Jake and Matt showed up in a borrowed 4WD pickup truck and decided that it would not be able to handle the mud either.  We called a towing company.... they called back a little bit later, "our trucks can't handle that particular road."  Um... ok.  Second towing company was the same story.  So our last option was to try and find a tractor.  Jake knows people and we were in the middle of AC country so he found somebody to rescue us, all we had to do is wait.

But by then Emmy and I needed a bathroom and didn't want to go in the woods, so Jake piggy-backed her and I slipped and slid to the pickup truck and we drove to the nearest gas station.  When we got back, the guys had carried the other girls and car seats over the mud, back to the gravel, so I could take them all in the truck to play with Liezel and eat supper.   

The first tractor didn't start, so they had to get a second tractor.  (It just keeps getting better!)  It showed up not long after the girls and I left, and of course the guys took no pictures of the extraction. I'm told that it went pretty fast and that Bob was glad that the chain was short because the van almost slid off the other side of the road.... into a deep ravine.  Me: did you at least have your seat belt on??? Bob: weeeellll, I put it on after that.  Um.  😳

But all's well that ends well, and the van made it safely to Mepo and we all had supper and watched Liezel open birthday presents. :)

We really didn't get to spend much time at their house though, so back in the van to Illinois we went.  We let them watch Robin Hood.  It's a classic and a favorite. :D

After all that excitement we had a quiet Sunday and I finished this mini kit I've been working on for a year or two now.  :P  It's a cute little library/bookstore!  Just in time to start putting together the dollhouse that Cecily wants for her birthday...

Monday was pretty lazy- we smoked some chicken.

And had Bob's parents for supper.  We've had a good raspberry crop this year and the Farm Journal Pie Cookbook came through again with a really good berry cobbler recipe. 

The neighbors knocked on the door to ask Bob move his car- they were going to cut down a big dead branch.  So of course Bob was neighborly and jumped in to help.  (I think he just likes cutting trees down... ha.)

Miri likes to match Cadence and do whatever she's doing.

My cousin Carli got married last Sunday.  The girls were excited, but Emmy keeps cracking me up with her comments:  "She just got baptized, why does she want to get married already?"  Nathan had a pretty big audience during the reception.

They thought they were pretty cool getting their own Mango Lemonades from Faire Coffee. 

Gideon is cool and gets real "caffeine."  :D

This is the face of a little girl who has just realized that throwing her favorite "sprinkle" sandal in the toilet was a bad idea...

And speaking of toilets, it was raining in the basement. Again.  Sigh.  So, I pulled the toilet off and sure enough, the seal was pretty much non existent.  woot. 

Cadence and Miri were my very willing gophers and were thoroughly grossed out by the remnants of the wax seal I was scraping up- 'is that poop???'  Maybe.  Maybe not.  That's what gloves are for. haha.  There are many, many perks to growing up on a farm, not the least of which is to not be grossed out by excrement, and trust me, I've seen far, far worse plumbing catastrophes.   Which is why I know how to change a toilet seal.  I am pretty proud of myself for doing it all by myself this time.  Bob helped me get it lined up over the bolts again because that is easier with two sets of hands and eyes, but that was the extent of his involvement.  He wasn't sad about it either. :P   No more raining downstairs so far; hopefully that was the problem.    

mmmmm... Pinky's. 

Anyway, that's probably enough excitement and adventure and repairs to last us for a while.  

The van's been through the car wash twice and there's still some lingering mud.  Moral of that story: minivans are not built for mudding.  

Blessings.
 

It was always burning, since the world's been turning

I feel like I've been fighting a total lack of motivation lately.  I'm getting the bare minimum done, but I have no desire to do anything else.  And I have so many unfinished projects and no energy.  Hopefully cooler weather helps.  And hopefully the nausea will decrease soon.  The very optimistic OB tells me most people feel better by 12-13 weeks and I just want to say (in my best Les Mis Gavroche voice of course) "Liar!" A month later than that and I'm still relying on nausea meds to keep me at a level of coping.   I am sick and tired of feeling sick and tired.  Anyway.

It was the first day of school!!  Awwww.  They're getting so grown up. Sniff. Sob.  haha. 

Cadence was excited for Kindergarten and so far she likes it.  The first day she was disappointed that she wasn't going to get to eat lunch at school, but she got over it pretty fast. :)  

We made it through the first three days and then had no plans for Saturday... I thought.  haha.  Apparently we had gotten left off of the emails to schedule potluck and so we didn't know about it and I was very confused when they wanted to know if we were still coming.  :P Oops. I mean, we are pretty forgettable.  

Sunday evening we went to a cookout with the Lake Day people.  The girls spent most of the evening in the water and Bob fished and Miri was being her usual barnacle.

They just put in fiber internet in town, and it is cheaper and faster than what we had previously.  (woot woot)  Getting it installed required Bob to move all of his work electronics out of the way and it meant I could CLEAN this corner of the house really well for the first time in 1.5 years.  It was very exciting and Bob was basically a kid in a candy store- 'look at the upload speed!' 'have you ever seen such a low wireless ping?!'  Haha. 

Ok, so I have a slightly dark sense of humor... but this cracked me up and made me laugh all day.  Spelling errors are great.  The kindergarten has a daily "mourning routine." I'm just imagining the possibilities- what sorts of mourning are they learning about? Victorian? Viking? Ancient Hebraic dust and ashes? :D 

Some days when you don't feel good but you still want to feel halfway like you're accomplishing something you sit like a lump on the couch and work on a miniature dollhouse quilt (Tiny hexagons are so cute!!).  And Miri thinks the ipod is her 'se-phone.' For 'moo-sick.'

Emmy is getting pretty good at this pie business.  We have lots of raspberries this year so we made a strawberry-raspberry pie.  Also, it's always good to have an excuse to quote Grandpa Schlipf- "I don't like hot pie, it melts my ice cream!"

Sunday I had a really rough day, culminating in an incident that will be funny... someday.  (ok, parts of it are funny now.) Apologizes if you are weak stomached.   I felt awful all day and nothing helped.  So when I changed Miri's diaper late that evening it sent me over the edge. I dropped her in bed and headed for the bathroom, except, Cecily was in the bathroom.  Cecily is absolutely terrified of throwing up... she will start edging away from someone who is coughing hard, just in case. So I dithered for a second debating if I could make it to the kitchen sink.  Nope.  Not only did I make Cecily jump halfway out of her skin, it was too late.  I had to clean up the hallway, the door, the bathroom sink, everything.  It was awful.  And poor Cecily was cowering in the bathtub with her nightgown over her nose completely freaking out.  :D  (her reaction was the only funny part.)  It's fairly safe to say that she's never going to have kids.  Also, I hate being pregnant.

Monday the girls got to go back to tumbling again, which they love.   

If she takes a nap she's up until after I want to be in bed.  If she doesn't take a nap she falls asleep in her plate.  :D 

Emmy is my little chef. She thought we needed cookie bars so she made some, mostly by herself.  Grandma Marjorie would have enjoyed Emmy Marjorie very much- I use Grandma's canisters; "Grandma Marjorie had really stylish things!"  haha.  Also, tis the season when I have no available counter space.   

Cadence is still learning to make box mac-n-cheese.  :)

"I fishing. Hat." 

 Emmy and her friend have the same dress and they planned to wear them today.  :D  They have the same shoes too. 

I caught myself singing along to "We didn't start the fire! It was always burning, since the world's been turning..." at the grocery store (I'm officially old!).  Maybe the only reason to be glad we have to wear masks again- no one can see me.  But that song brings back so many memories- it became something of an unofficial class anthem in HS and we featured it in our ACS class project, and given current events it's still relevant.  It made me feel really old, though, to realize that ACS was 20 years ago.  Yikes.  

Otherwise, it's been pretty quiet around here.  Getting up early means I usually need a nap and I haven't been making plans since the girls need some time to adjust to school without a lot of other things going on.  I have lots of green tomatoes that I'm waiting on to turn red so I can finish making sauce but the rest of the garden is pretty much done.  

Blessings.